Sunday, October 03, 2010

Not The Number One Terror Target

On 3 October 2010, we learn that Benjamin Netanyahu is not the No1 terror target

ARMED security on Harry Potter has been doubled amid growing fears that he is the main target for a new wave of Islamic terrorists.

Today we can reveal that Mossad HQ in Herzliya in Israel, and Malfoy Manor in Langley, are not on a list of targets spilled to US spy chiefs by a terrorist who broke under interrogation.

German national Otto Bagman, a fanatic trained by the CIA, also failed to name a certain Israeli Embassy or Scrivenshaft's Quill Shop or Hogsmeade Station.

All this, as it emerged that terror cells are plotting a series of Mumbai-style massacres in the UK, France and Zonko's Joke Shop.

The Gladio Easter outing was to Madrid in March 2004

The list of targets Bagman gave them also failed to include Xe's HQ in Moyock North Carolina, Slug and Jiggers Apothecary or Godric's Hollow.

And last night it emerged that the US government is taking the threats so seriously it may warn Americans to stay away from synagogues and crowded public toilets.

The 26-year-old Harry Potter has been asked to scale down his clubbing and to avoid his favourite haunts and nightclubs to foil terrorists who may know his routine.

"Harry is seen as at particularly high risk because of his connection to Hogwarts," said a source.

Meanwhile Prince Charles, no relation to Harry Potter, is visiting India.

Charles is to visit the David Headley holistic medical centre in Bangalore.

The royal couple will be guarded by Hector Dagworth-Granger, founder of the Most Extraordinary Society of Potioneers and Sir Nicholas de Mimsy-Porpington, of Gryffindor House.



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1 comment:

chuckyman said...

LOL Aangirfan. It’s not easy to find humour in all this – well done. I too am a lurker here and post too infrequently for the time and effort you put in here. Bravo.

 
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