Thursday, November 06, 2008

The President's New Cabinet



Executive Office of the President - François Papa Doc Duvalier
Vice president - Omar Bongo

Chief of Staff - Lev Davidovich Bronstein
Administrator of the Environmental Protection Agency - Santo Trafficante, Sr.
Director of the Office of Management and Budget - Aleister Crowley
Director of the National Drug Control Policy - Joseph "Joe Bananas" Bonanno
United States Trade Representative - Cardinal Francis (Franny) Spellman
Directors of Federal Departments - Islom Karimov



Secretary of State - Joachim von Ribbentrop
Secretary of the Treasury - Robert Mugabe
Secretary of Defense - Markus Wolf
Attorney General - Carmine "The Snake" Persico
Secretary of the Interior - Lorenzo the Magnificent
Secretary of Agriculture - Mao Zedung
Secretary of Commerce - Ignazio "Lupo the Wolf" Saietta


Secretary of Labor - Reinhard Heydrich
Secretary of Health and Human Services - Ayatollah Khalkhali
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development - Semion Mogilevich
Secretary of Transportation - Jean-Bédel Bokassa
Secretary of Energy - Alfredo Stroessner
Secretary of Education - Salvatore "Sammy the Bull" Gravano
Secretary of Veterans Affairs - Dionysius the Younger
Secretary of Homeland Security - Heinrich Himmler



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